Monday, September 26, 2005

Most Boring Movie, Ever

Scientist have found that lab rats with insomnia who watch the documentary "Inside the Bubble", which follows the Kerry/Edwards campaign through their failed 2004 campaign, are 75% more likely to get a restful nights sleep. PETA has already called for an end to these cruel tests.

Kerryites are also against this film, as it could derail the Kerry 2008 campaign. One Kerry staffer in full spin mode stated, "The 20 poor souls subjected to this movie will be reaching for caffeine and begging for old Lamar Alexander tapes on C-Span 2. Michael Moore has nothing to fear."

It features, among other not-ready-for-prime-time moments, Clinton scowling and rolling her eyes over an apparent Kerry gaffe during a presidential debate; Kerry pretending to interview himself and babbling in Italian while waiting for a real interview to begin; Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) cursing at reporters during a campaign stop, and Kerry message guru Robert Shrum confidently declaring a few days before the 2004 election: "Zogby [a prominent pollster] just announced who's gonna win. Us!" - NY Daily News
For those of you who want to check out the movie, it will be playing on Thursday (9/29) at the NY Television Festival, click here for details.

(linked on OTB)