Tuesday, September 20, 2005

More Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a second round of simple and lame political jokes I came up with.

Knock Knock Jokes Part 1

Q: Did you hear that Jane Fonda had to cancel her bus tour because she locked her keys in the bus?
A: They also had to break a window to get Sean Penn out.

Q: Why did the Cindy Sheehan cross the road?
A: Better lighting.

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To get away from Hillary.

John Kerry walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many DU posters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to change the bulb, one to blame the republicans, one to blame the democrats, and one to mix martinis.

Q: How many Freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 74. One to change the bulb and 73 to congratulate him.

Q: How long does it take George Bush to change a light bulb?
A: Until Karl Rove shows him how to flip the light switch.

Q: Michael Moore, Sean Penn, and John Kerry all jump off a cliff. Who lands first?
A1: Who cares?
A2: Trick question, hot air floats.
A3: It depends if there's a news camera waiting on the ground.
A5: Karl Rove

The DNC bought 200 Septic Tanks. When they learn how to drive them; they plan on taking over Congress by force.

Q: Did you hear Ted Kennedy went to a Greenpeace rally?
A: They kept trying to coax him into the water.

Kanye West had his business manager send some money to the Gulf. Now Saudi Arabia is $25 richer.

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