Friday, September 16, 2005

Knock, Knock

The Conservative UAW Guy has posted some jokes he heard at work. I had to add to the list. Feel free to post some more original material.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: 25. One to turn the bulb, and a couple dozen to drown poor people and minorities!
Q: Why did the Republicans cross the road?
A: Karl Rove told them to, duhh.


Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: 2. One to get instructions from Karl Rove, and the other to blog about it!


Q: Why did the Democrat cross the road?
A: He works for the Republicans who just crossed.


Q: Why did the Democrat cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the Republican.


Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there
A1: George Bush
A: George Bush Who?
A1: George Bush doesn't care about black people
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there
A1: Kanye
A: Kanye Who?
A1: Kanye hear me, Bush doen's care about black people.


Q: Why did Howard Dean cross the road?
A: The voices in his head told him to.

Q: How long does it take Cindy Sheehan to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, the sun shines on her 24 hours a day.

Feel free to post more jokes. Keep them simple, it's Friday.
(linked at Basil's and otb)