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5. Выполненный Полет (find the translation here) - Rodney Dill
These would also work well, "успех полета" or "План завершил"
4. "Sir, you squandered our funds trying to fix the Ukranian election, remember?" - Damian G
3.(t) "What is this? An bomber for ants? How can we expect to rule the world if we cannot fit in the plane?" - The Man
"It needs to be at least... 3 times bigger!" ''He's absolutely right...' - RFTR
2. Russian President Vladimir Putin just moments before finding out that he'd been Punk'd. - G&R
1. Nobody f%cks with the Jesus! - The Man
Guys in Back: "I wish Dubya had never landed on that aircraft carrier."
Nobody F%cks with the Jesus!
"Psst, you think he knows what it means?"
"Not until the NYC article comes out."
"Who cares about regulations? At least my helmet matches the plane..." - RFTR
DRUDGE REPORT: Secret source reveals that Putin is really Marvin the Martian
"Now all I need is the illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator"
Back to School
Party's Over Kofi
John Kerry Is..