Stop Scott Harper!
Yesterday I suggested radical steps to keep Scott from diving into our gene pool, since the net at Yankee stadium failed to prove Darwin's theory of natural selection. Seeing that Scott's deepest thoughts revolve around gravity and nets, the act of putting on a contraceptive might involve more brain-power than he can muster.
I even provided some career suggestions for the dim-witted dare devil, like "competitive smoker" while a reader named "Gary" suggested that Scott Harper would be better suited as a human heat shield for the space shuttle.
Click Here to check out the Sterilize Scott Harper T-shirt. The logo on the front states "PGP: Protect the Gene Pool" while the back...well it speaks for itself.
(linked on otb)