Thursday, July 14, 2005

Top 10 Ways To Celebrate Bastille Day










Top 10 Ways to Celebrate Bastille Day
10. Don't take a bath
9. Throw those arms in the air, wave a white flag like you just don't care
8. Order an extra side of Freedom Fries with your Freedom Toast
7. Yell out "Zut Alors!" sporadically during the day
6. Make sure to donate $50 to johnkerry.com so he stops emailing me
5. Work only 35 hours this week
4. Eat cheese, surrender, and repeat if necessary
3. Curse Lance Armstrong, accuse him of doping
2. Dust off the old guillotine

And the #1 way to celebrate Bastille Day:
1. Read the "Great French Military Victories of the 20th Century" pamphlet

Do you have others to add? Post them in the comments below.

(linked on OTB)