Drudge is reporting that Helen Thomas vowed to "kill herself" if Vice President Dick Cheney decides to run for President. This is news because I thought Thomas was already dead.
Update: Nickie Goomba notes Cheney's jump in the polls since Helen Thomas made her announcement and Betsy notes that Helen is just an angry because her claim was published.
OTB notes the Poliblog just passed good taste and went sraight to foul with this:
If Helen is trying to dissuade Cheney, wouldn’t the more efficacious threat be that she would appear nude if Cheney ran for President?
Wait...no...yes, I am going to be sick.