KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex
She must not like Chicken. I do not know what is more disturbing, that the guy offered chicken for sex or there are such things as "door-to-door meat salesmen".
Update: This guy, Ryan Park, is a moron. First he tries to barter chicken for sex, the woman ended up giving him money to leave. The woman's husband comes home, so the chicken-pimp comes back to sell meat to the husband.
“He’s very popular with the women.” - Ryan Park's mother
(Source - Drudge)