Tuesday, June 14, 2005

How Hot Is It

92°F - Feels Like 103°F

It is hotter than a hooker in confession
It is hotter than a Texas whore in July
It is hotter than a turd in hell
It is hotter than a $10 Rolex

It is hotter than Jack Bauer's gun barrel
It is hotter than a snake's butt

It is hotter than a virgin on prom night
It is hotter than a well digger's ass
It is hotter than Michael Jackson in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese

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