Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Crane-Man 2

The hottest fad to hit Atlanta since goldfish swallowing is climbing construction cranes and having standoffs with police. The latest crane-man, Trent Eugene Robinson, climbed a 200 foot crane on Monday. Trent claimed the CIA wanted to detain him and put him on a flying saucer, he called the FBI all day before taking a perch 200 feet over Atlanta.

In the end, Mr. Robinson was lured down with offers of smokes, Krispy Kreme donuts and coffee. He is now headed to Grady Memorial hospital for some padded rooms and men in white jackets.

In other news, Krispy Kreme is now testing a new marketing slogan: So good, you'll risk alien abduction by the CIA for a bite.

(Source - News11)