Thursday, May 12, 2005

The Parable of Jesus and the DMV

When the Son of Man has problems at the DMV, you know someone's going to pay.

Jesus Christ has hired a lawyer in an attempt to obtain a legal driver's license in the state of West Virginia. Peter Robert Phillips Junior has been going by the name Jesus Christ for 15 years, without proper legal approval. Regardless, "JC" already has a passport, Social Security card and Washington DC driver's license under his adopted name.

A judge in Washington denied his attempt at a legal name change, stating that it might offend people. An appeals court has ordered the lower court to hold more hearings into the matter.

You could do so much with this story, joke wise. Post comments/jokes below.

(Source - WABC NY)