Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Why is Patrick Smiling?

Boycott Pez!*
The other day, I was incensed to see my fiancé using her mouth to eat the "devil's candy" (aka - Pez) straight from Patrick's crotch. What is this teaching our youth? Does this mean that Patrick goes both ways with Sponge Bob Squarepants? What is the deal with Patrick's 3 nipples and freakishly large bellybutton?

Submit your jokes/outrage in the comments section below.

*This post is a joke; I love Pez and we all know Patrick is gay.
[linked on OTB - Traffic Jam and on Confederate Yankee]