Thursday, March 17, 2005

Alliance Humor Assignment

New Precision Guided Humor Assignment:
North Korea's Grievances
We have been given a mission from The Alliance. The mission is to detail the reasons North Korea is so grumpy. Here are a few reasons I came up with, leave additional entries in the comments section below or email me and I will add them to the list.

Top 10 Reasons why DRNK is so grumpy
10. Upset because Mario Vasquez left American Idol and a Google search for nude pictures of Mario Vasquez landed them on Confederate Yankee's site, which had no nude pictures of Mario Vasquez or Paris Hilton.
9. It's that time of the month, and the South forgot to lower the toilet seat cover.
8. Bush keeps calling and asking for a #6 with a side of fried rice and an egg roll.
7. There are no cool Korean War video games on the PC.
6. The government is working on generating nuclear power, people would prefer running water.
5. Being on Axis of Evil was so 2003.
4. People are too hungry to be grumpy about the Asian Chicken flu; the flu could kill millions of people who are lucky enough to have chickens to eat.
3. World attention has moved to the upcoming conflict between Basil and Sortapundit.
2. John Kerry cardboard cutout taking longer than 3-6 weeks to deliver.
1. Severe lack of democracy hotties in Pyongyang

Headline of the Day
AP Asia - North Korea Refuses to Deal With Rice
Other Links
Travis Benning posts his Top 10
Sakrata cites the "movement" in N. Korea