Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Are They Kidding?



Iraqi militants have threatened to behead, what appears to be a toy soldier named "Cody", if American troops do not release all Iraqi prisoners within 72 hours. Word from the front is that Cody is being tortured.

In response, here at GOP and the City, we have another offer for the terrorists. Here is a picture of an insurgent leader we captured in Iraq. If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi does not surrender to American troops within 72 hours, we will behead her. The clock is ticking. God willing, we will spill her blood if we do not get what we want.

BREAKING NEWS
The US Army has announced that a rescue operation is underway for the missing soldier. Here is a photo of the rescue team released to the press pool. Good luck brave soldiers! Stay Tuned....



(hat tip - israellycool)

Other links
Backcountry Conservative has the story covered
Blogs For Bush is also on it
Command Post
Cynical Nation
Moderate Voice
Six Meat Buffet notes that the terrorist have seen Team America
In The Bullpen
CNN
Outside The Beltway
New England Republican
Sundries Shack has the mother of all titles
King of Fools notes that even CBS thinks this is a fake
You know Day by Day loves this story
Life like Pundits know where to turn for breaking news
The girlfriend of the missing soldier speaks out

Thought of the day: Confederate Yankee notes that Zarqawi has joined forces with Cobra. I find it sad that Cobra spent many years fighting the infidel, GI Joe. He used lasers, even ninjas and never even wounded a single infidel soldier. Now some terrorist was able to nab a real GI Joe soldier and is using the internet to publicize it.