Chappaquiddick Caption Contest

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Wednesday 1/19: Caption The Clintons

Captain Kennedy Caption Contest
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Top 10 Captions
10) If you think the one about my nephew's trial is funny, what until you hear the one about when I drove off a bridge! - TGO
9) Holy sinking Oldsmobiles Teddy bourbon is not a breakfast beverage - atomicpossum
8) Ted Kennedy indicating the number of days he has shown up for work in the Senate sober. - Busywhiskers
7) After leaving her in the car, I had to walk 4 WHOLE MILES to get help ... for myself, that is. - TJ
6) "No, really! I left her in the car and they re-elected me 5 more times?" - rckyracoco
5) The kids call this "a shocker" - The Man
4) "And on the fourth try I finally spit out, 'Barak Obama.'" - Joe 6-Pack
3) Wrecked him? Damn near killed him! - The Man
2) Barkeep, make mine a quintuple. - Yard Stick

and the #1 caption:
1) Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-TOX) - Charles Henrickson

Photoshop entries:
- dagalagas

We call this "The Compound Shocker"
- The Man

- Bassfire

"Whooaa buddy, we have different way to interview the male interns"
- The Man

"Yeah, baby, increased entry angle and pin carry."
- Sobek

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