Tuesday, October 05, 2004

You are so Liberal if... Part 4

Ladies and Gentlemen, the NHL might not have a season, grannies are attacking Bush supporters, and the Yankees are going to sweep the Twins. But, one thing that you can be sure of is that it's Tuesday and The Man is here to help you determine if your political leanings call for a liberalotomy. Keep reading if you wore your official aluminum Kerry/Edwards hat during the debate. Also, if you still get your news from The Daily Show, read on. You can stop reading if you remember riding the NYC subway's during the RNC (I did). Here I go again, like Michael Moore with more facts, less fat. I give you - Part 4: You are so liberal if.

If you want to be included in next week's posting, please email me or post a comment.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

If your VP candidate states, "you've lost your mind" if you vote for Bush...you might be a liberal.

If Michael Moore has a problem with the source of your report...you are a liberal journalist.

If you have 20 years in the Senate, over a year on the campaign trail, with a month to go before the election and you still need to define yourself to the American public...you are a liberal with a problem.

If you think The West Wing is a reality show...you are a liberal
(Hat Tip - Martha)

If your grandmother expresses her political ideals with a cane...you are a liberal

If you claim that you never said the president lied, then release and ad stating the president lied, well you are a liberal.

You're so Liberal.... because you haven't taken the time to think
(Hat Tip - wadi66)

If you want students at your school to learn about US history, as long as George W Bush is not included, you are a liberal.

You might be a liberal if you had to sneak a crib sheet into take the Global Test

If you want to outsource America's national security to an organization, that employs a terrorist organization, you are a liberal.

You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. To be fair, a "You're so righty" forum also was created (posts to date: 26). I am not a professional nor do I claim to be, if you turn out to be a liberal, seek immediate, professional help. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston.