Thursday, October 21, 2004

Underground New York

On my ride on the #5 train this morning I had a most unusual experience. I spy this man walking in the subway car; he was dressed in all black and had an Wayne Newton-esq pompadour hair style. In his hands he held a box in a red plastic bag, which he kept in front of his face. The man stopped just in front of me and announces to the whole train that he's an angel sent from heaven above and he is not happy being with us in our world. A bit later he chimes in again stating "I am here to check out all your women, under the age of 19". As an angel, that must be one of the more cushy assignments.

I love New York.