From The Washington Times
'I thought you were on the swim team. You faked me out there.' - John Kerry
Some young Kerry supporter met up with the senator at a campaign stop in Ohio. The young man had on his "Titanic Swim Team" shirt. Kerry asked him what event he swam. Senator, The Titanic was a big ship, it hit an iceberg, and sunk, they made a movie about it a few years back, look into it. The kid then mentioned that he actually ran track. So Kerry then accuses the guy of stealing the shirt jokingly (I hope) 'So you stole the shirt?'
I cannot wait for November to get here, so Kerry can go back to not showing to the Senate and quit wasting our time.