Tuesday, September 14, 2004

You're so Liberal if... Part One

Have you ever been sitting around reading the New York Times, listening to Air America, and thought to yourself "am I a liberal"? Maybe you read Guns and Ammo, listen to Rush, and just want to make sure you are not a liberal. Help is on the way. Over the next few weeks I will be posting some ways to find out if you might indeed be a liberal. Tune in each Tuesday for a new installment. Now for part one.

You're so liberal if your view on the Iraqi war is based on Cheryl Crow songs.

You're so liberal if you are pissed because your 13 year old child cannot read, but you don't blame the teacher for not doing their job, the school system for keeping bad teachers around, teacher's union for making it impossible to fire bad teachers, or yourself. It must be the video games fault.

You're so liberal if you think Alan Colmes looks normal.

You're so liberal if you think capitalism is wrong and creates greed, but will gladly write a book or make a movie about your leftist opinion and make a few million off of it.

You're so liberal if you support the freedom of speech, unless someone disagrees with you.

You're so liberal if Al Gore's son is your drug dealer.

You are so liberal if you just got punked by the blogosphere.

You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. I started the "You're so liberal contest" topic on March 26, 2004 and it now has over 260 entries (some funny, some not so funny). I will post more over the next few weeks. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.

Update: Thanks for the link STCA

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. To be fair, a "You're so righty" forum also was created (posts to date: 26). I am not a professional nor do I claim to be, if you turn out to be a liberal, seek immediate, professional help. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston. Go Yankees.