Tuesday, September 28, 2004

You are so Liberal if... Part 3

Here is the third part of the weekly "you are so liberal" posting. This post is for the people out there still having problems determining their liberality? Have you caught yourself telling your friends that you still think Dan Rather is an objective news source? Maybe you have been thinking about buying a Toyota Prius because some celebrities have them or you just ran a Prius off the road in your SUV. If you still think Al Franken is funny, then read on. If you think it is funny that Air America has to pay radio stations to air their programs, you can skip this post.

There have been some funny posts sent to me and I'll list them in future entries. Keep sending them to me here or post them in the comments for the entire world to see. Remember, there are no stupid entries, just stupid people.
Part 1
Part 2

If you get both your political and keg stands from Ted Kennedy, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you can say "Fake but Accurate" with a straight face.
You're also so liberal if you offended by my use of the word "straight" in the previous paragraph.
(hat tip - Sobek)

If you claim to have a better picture of the situation in Iraq than the prime minister of Iraq, you are a liberal. Also, if your idea of "winning the peace" in Iraq involves calling the prime minister of Iraq a "puppet", you might be a liberal.

If you state: "I have a plan that I'm going to have a press conference at least once a month to talk to the nation about what I'm doing because I don't have anything to hide," Then go a month without taking any questions from the press because you have something to hide. You are a liberal.

If your ratings are torpedoed by a group of jammie-wearing bloggers, you might be a liberal.
(hat-tip - Kitty)

You're so liberal if.... in the 60's and 70's you protested the Vietnam war and the soldiers that were committing atrocities like burning villages and raping women....then turn around and vote for one of them to run the country.
(hat tip - loarmistead)

If you have a bumper sticker that reads: "my child and my money go to UC-Berkley", you might be a liberal.

You are so wrong if your campaign website lists you as once serving as Vice Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence...even though you never held the position.

If you spent Christmas in Cambodia and Armistice day in Safwan, you might be a liberal.

You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. To be fair, a "You're so righty" forum also was created (posts to date: 26). I am not a professional nor do I claim to be, if you turn out to be a liberal, seek immediate, professional help. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston.