Tuesday, September 21, 2004

You are so Liberal if... Part 2

It's Tuesday kids, and do you know what that means? That's right, You Are So Liberal Tuesday! Maybe you read last week's entries and are still confused about your political ideology. If you are a guy, just because you watch NASCAR and tape Trading Spaces, does not make you a liberal. If you listen to NPR while blogging on Barbara Streisand's website, you don't need this post. Here is part 2 of this weekly series, tune in next Tuesday when I will unveil new entries.

If you are running against a Republican and Micheal Moore calls you a lousy candidate, you have bigger problems than just being a liberal.

You're so liberal if you support removing Saddam even though you acknowledge there are no WMD's before you were against removing Saddam because he had no WMDs.

You're so liberal if you owe a late fee on a book you checked out of the Clinton Presidential Library..bonus, if it was a pop-up book based on Clinton's domestic affairs.

You're so liberal if you noticed John Kerry's Misery Index, but the only thing that you are miserable about is that Kerry is your party's candidate.

If your kid has two mommies, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you still bitch and moan about the 2000 election.

If you still work on Dennis Kucinich's campaign, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you protest the Patriot Act, but cannot think of one way you have been affected by it.

If you have to bribe people with beer in order to get them to vote for Kerry...you are a liberal. I wonder if Ted Kennedy was behind this

You're so liberal if you are running out of people to compare Bush to. There's Hitler, Saddam, Pol Pot, Stalin, Nixon, etc...

Click Here for Part 1

You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.

Disclaimer: These entries are a joke. You do not have to be liberal to fall under these entries. Not all liberals subscribe to these ideals. To be fair, a "You're so righty" forum also was created (posts to date: 26). I am not a professional nor do I claim to be, if you turn out to be a liberal, seek immediate, professional help. If you base your political ideals on a song, celebrity's opinion, bumper sticker, TV show, cartoon, movie, or blog entry you are a moron and should move to Boston.