Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Top 10: Signs the election is in the bag for Bush

Top 10 Signs the election is in the bag for Bush
10. James Carville inserts his head into another trashcan
9. Dan Rather calls Florida for Kerry
8. Vietnam announces it's pulling out of 2004 campaign
7. International Spelling Bee inquires how to spell "Strategery"
6. John McCain goes back to supporting democrats
5. Bush has to start campaigning in swing states of New Jersey and New York
4. Kerry and Dukakis start new 527: Landslide Losers for Truth
3. Bush twins start campaigning for free drinks
2. Moveon.org moves on

And the #1 sign the election is in the bag...
1. Senator Kerry shows up for work


Top 10 Signs Bush Has Already Won the Election

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