Tuesday, September 14, 2004

The Jokes on Kerry

"The Iraqi Army is in such bad shape now,even the Italians could kick their butts." - John Kerry 1997

"This guy takes more vacations than the people on welfare" - John Kerry 1996

"When I came back from Vietnam in 1969, I don't know if John Edwards was out of diapers then." John Kerry 2004

"I got some advice for him, if someone offers you a cheesehead, don't say you want some wine, just put it on your head and take a seat at Lambeau Field." - George W Bush

Click Here for the Boston Globe article on Kerry's sense of humor (or lack thereof)

Hat Tip: Kerry Haters

Nate Nichols states that the F in John F Kerry stands for Funny

Update: Kerry will not be in a joking mood when he realizes he still trails Bush 52-44, according to the latest USA Today poll or that Bush has pushed further ahead in Wisconsin.