Friday, September 03, 2004

Bush Pitches, Kerry Wiffs

As Bush wrapped up his vision for the next four years, Kerry was back on the trail, once again, failing to tell the truth. His late night speech was so bad, so full of whine and cheese, that he did everything shy of taking a dump on the stage and mopping it up with John Edwards' hair. His poor attitude and lack of any vision has the Hair Pair in utter free-fall in the polls, with no end in sight.

Kerry did offer this bit of humor: "I'll tell you what happened tonight that will be remembered," said Kerry. "The Boston Red Sox moved to within 2.5 games of the New York Yankees." But according to Major League Baseball, the Yankees are 3.5 games ahead of the Boston Red Sox as of last night.

Update: Don't you wish we did away with the Electoral College and let the people on AOL choose? AOL Straw Poll